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Course Title: Political Expediency 101
Course number: 2008
Professor: Barack Obama
Location: The United States
Current enrollment: TBA
Course objectives: The students will learn how to say and do whatever is in their political best interest. (And fool millions in the process.)
Rationale: Providing a basic study of American politics with a specific concentration in running for President, the course creates scenarios in which those aspiring to become great leaders can learn to be articulate, calculating, manipulative, and deceitful.
Jeremiah Cook