In the case of Ms. Boydston's shoplifting charges at Wal-Mart, the laws of gravity must be taken into consideration. There are some things that are inexplainable involving gravity.
Since this is Halloween, it is an appropriate time to explore what may have caused those items to fall from the shelves into her open purse. It is a proven fact that any object heavier than air will go down and anything lighter than air will go up, right?
Now, there is an unseen but powerful force called static electricity which creates lighning bolts, can create sparks, start fires and act in mysterious ways. Some people also have certain amounts of electricity in their bodies that they can actually taste in their mouth. This is a proven fact.
My conclusion is the following: As Ms. Boydston walked down the aisles of Wal-Mart, certain items became attracted to the ambient aura surrounding Ms. Boydston's body and shopping cart, which interacting with gravity, "pulled" those items down into her unsuspecting open purse without her knowledge.
Yes, I know what you're thinking, but stranger things have happened before.
Happy Halloween,
Bill Watkins
Ooltewah
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If you don't believe this story, it can be proven by the searching eyes in the rafters and walls.
Bob Maxwell