Get ready for the TV commercials featuring Larry and Denise:
Denise: We'll just have to tell your sister that we can't help her with her mortgage payment any more.
Larry: But she'll lose her home.
Denise: I know, but it would be so awful to tell Larry Jr. that he'll have to forget about college for a few years.
Larry: If only we didn't have to buy this stinking worthless private health insurance for 8% of our income. If we're even able to make the premiums, we'll never be able to use it because of the co-pays and deductibles.
Denise: Who did this to us, anyway?
Robert L. Fast
Chattanooga
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Larry:
Remember Honey we have to go to Mom’s for Christmas and I am low on gas.
Can we take you car?
Denise:
Honey I am on empty as well.
I just checked my purse and “change” is all I have left.
Josh Mantooth
East Brainerd