Thank you for your efforts, Councilman Henderson, but please do not spring any of those modern era, uptown surprises on your neighbors here in the extreme north end of Lookout Valley. Keep reaching for those biscuits though. You never know when you may bag a bunch of $dough$. By the way, what is a sidewalk?
Soon after being annexed by the city some 40 years ago, I recall being "put upon" one early morning by a street sweeper rearranging the gravels on our road. I did not know whether to run and hide or grab the shotgun and shoot it. It has not been back since so it must have been a mind reader as well.
Keep the faith. Some day the majority of the Council may slip up and approve something you request other than permission for placement of an awning in front of a business somewhere out there in District 1.