Roy Exum: Pockets Full Of Notes

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 - by Roy Exum
Roy Exum
Roy Exum

People who get to know me soon learn I horde notes in almost every pocket about stupid stuff that interests me and I can hardly wait to share with others. So as I sort through my khakis before wash-day arrives, here is some of the stuff that has caught my eye:

* * *

Out of Dallas comes word that the average price for a ticket from an online provider to this September’s college football game between Alabama and Texas A&M is now $696 each and – if you want to buy two in Mezzanine Level 215 in College Station – StubHub is offering a pair on Row 26 (seats 5 & 6) for $999,999.

The game, being played on Sept. 14, is easily the toughest college ticket of the summer and Texas A&M officials say they have never seen anything like the demand that will pit Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel against the defending national champions. Alabama is No. 1 in most preseason polls and Texas A&M is in the top five.

Other tickets hotter than the summer sun? These are average prices, according to Veritix, a company specializing in online ticket sales of other high-demand games this fall:

$636 -- LSU vs. Texas Christian in Cowboy Stadium on Aug. 31.

$614 – Southern Cal at Notre Dame on Oct. 19

$544 – Texas A&M at LSU on Nov. 23.

$434 – Ohio State at Michigan on Nov. 30

$428 – LSU at Georgia on Sept. 28.

* * *

I don’t put a whole lot of confidence in reader polls, but the Nashville Tennessean gave a “multiple choice”  to its customers the other day about just who they thought Eric Snowden was after he leaked National Security Agency documents and went on the lam. There were 43 percent who voted “a fugitive who jeopardized the nation’s security” but – get this – 32 percent believed he is “a hero who exposed the NSA.” Wow! Another 20 percent voted he “is a person whom I know too little about to make a judgment” and the remaining 3 percent felt “is a person I don’t care about.”

* * *

Put me down as “confused” after a Monday story written by me said Larry Wheelon, the horse trainer who is alleged to have sored horses, was going to trial in Maryville, Tenn., on Monday. Only until I searched for what happened did I realize my dates were mixed up and the arraignment is actually scheduled for today. I apologize for the mistake but not for the exposure that I believe should be shined on people who are charged with abusing horses.

* * *

Anyone who has enjoyed white-water rafting on the Ocoee River or other areas should watch the drama unfolding in Greenville, S.C., where a huge fight between the U.S. Forest Service and paddlers is about to go to the Court of Appeals and perhaps the Supreme Court.

The Forest Service prohibits access to the river’s headwaters for a good part of the year while kayakers and rafters say a 2012 management plan is unfair. The lower two sections of the river are open all year. A lawyer for the paddlers, Nathan Galbreath, wonders “Why has there been a dispute about this for over a decade when it was a complete non-issue?” The Chattooga River was where the film “Deliverance” was filmed in 1972 and, incidentally, a Florida man was killed while rafting last week near Long Creek.

* * *

Call me crazy but I believe Southern chef Paula Deen is getting a bad shake. I regret she said the N-word a long time ago, but I’ve got to admit, much to my shame, I probably said it, too,  when I was a little kid also growing up in the South.

It is something I have been ashamed of for well over 50 years, just like cussing, but no word assaults my senses like the N-word. That said, what about her freedom-of-speech rights under the First Amendment? From strictly a legal sense, wouldn’t the Constitution apply, just as it would to other slurs that plague our society?

Here is what the activist Rev. Al Sharpton just said: "A lot of us have in the past said things we have regretted saying years ago. I think she has a lawsuit now about activities now whether it was discriminatory. And whether or not she's engaged in things now. It's not about her past...

“She deserves what's fair, but that's based on what she's engaged in now,” he said. “You cannot deal with what is fair or not fair until we see an outcome of the present circumstances she is accused of, not something that happened 20 years ago." (I agree whole-heartedly.)

* * *

Mothers of teenagers everywhere better start saving up because on Aug. 1, the shoe giant adidas will introduce its new “Springblade” shoe just in time for school. The new shoe has been in the works for six years and the sole is made out of 16 “blades” of transparent, highly elastic polymer that – get this – returns energy forward with each step.

Mikal Peveto, director of running at adidasAmerica, said the new shoe causes two reactions, “The first is ‘Holy cow!’ except no one really says ‘cow.’ Then, because it’s so visually striking, the natural human reaction is, ‘Can this possibly work?’” The shoes are expected to retail for $180.

* * *

Radford University, which graduated 1,300 scholars last month, is recognized as one of the top schools on the Eastern Seaboard so let’s blame the “spell-checker” for the fact the third “i” in Virginia was missing on the diplomas that were handed out.

* * *

According to the Pew Research Center, a recent survey found that one-word descriptions are often used to rate the popularity of President Barak Obama. A news release included this paragraph: “The survey finds that the one-word impressions people have of Obama have changed a great deal throughout his presidency. Terms like ‘incompetent’ and ‘liar’ now are among the most frequently used words to describe Obama. In April 2009, when his job approval was at 63 percent, these words were rare.” (Just so you’ll know.)

* * *

After a day of delays, mechanical failures, re-routings and cancellations on her way from Washington, D.C., to Atlanta, a lady named Jesse Frank was giving up hope in her efforts to collect her daughter from “Camp Kudzu,” a special camp for children with Type-1 diabetes “where they feel normal for five days a year.” She was eighth on the stand-by list.

But – wait – a man came forward to give her his seat and help her with her bag. He made sure she was comfortable and then went inside the cockpit to lower a jump-seat and ride with the pilots. Only when the plane landed did a flight attendant announce they had a special guest aboard and did Jesse Frank learn the identity of her shining knight.

By now thousands have read a letter Mrs. Frank posted on her Facebook account that read, in part, “You, Richard Anderson, the CEO of Delta, did all that for me, just an average, middle-aged, woman with, as far as anyone at Delta knew, no special reason to get home." Mrs. Frank pledged allegiance to Delta for life, while Anderson preferred not to comment.

royexum@aol.com

Adidas To Launch New Springblade Shoe
Adidas To Launch New Springblade Shoe
- Photo2 by Adidas

Roy Exum: ‘Black Lives Matter’ To Me

Between the time a 14-year-old boy was shot four times late Sunday afternoon on 7 th Street and a 20-year-old reputed gang member was killed Tuesday night on Willow Street, there appeared in my morning reading an article on “Black Lives Matter.” I read it because I mourn over what the black community continues to struggle with in both our city and our country. It is an article, ... (click for more)

Not Thrilled With The Parking Rate Increase

Mark your calendars for Sept. 1—the day the Chattanooga Parking Authority has announced it will raise parking rates around the city. In addition to the rate hikes, the Parking Authority will extend enforceable hours from 4:30-6 p.m.  and will include Saturdays as well. The Parking Authority has allowed for a learning curve, however, saying that during the month of September, ... (click for more)

Boy, 4, Struck By Vehicle Near Tunnel Boulevard

A four-year-old boy was struck by a vehicle near Tunnel Boulevard on Saturday afternoon. A t approximately 4:20 p.m.,  the Chattanooga Police Department responded to 3400 Through St. on a c hild struck by a vehicle.  T he victim was conscious when officers arrived. He was transported to a local hospital. I nvestigators are continuing to compile ... (click for more)

Assessor Bennett, Former Assessor Ramsey In Jetton Camp For Assessor Of Property

Assessor of Property Bill Bennett and former Assessor Claude Ramsey recommended Sterling Jetton as the next assessor at a breakfast fundraiser at Wally's Restaurant in East Ridge on Saturday morning. Mr. Jetton, who spent 27 years in the assessor's office, is running against County Commissioner Marty Haynes in the March 1 Republican primary. Noting the political heavyweights ... (click for more)

Ellington, Bell Win First Running Of Jasper Highlands 5K

  JASPER, Tenn. – The Chattanooga Track Club introduced its newest race on Saturday as the inaugural running of the Jasper Highlands 5K was held high atop the Cumberland Plateau.   Advertised as “the most scenic community in Marion County,” Knoxville’s Stewart Ellington put his name on the list as the first winner by covering the rolling 3.1-mile distance in 16 ... (click for more)

Baylor Sweeps Two Nashville Teams In Volleyball Saturday

Volleyball teams from Brentwood Academy and Pope John Paul II have at least one thing in common on Saturday following matches with Baylor and GPS.  They both headed back to Nashville with a win and a loss as both beat GPS and both lost to Baylor. Baylor improved to 13-1 overall and 3-0 in region play with Saturday's two wins, including a 3-1 verdict over Brentwood ... (click for more)