You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Our local dimwits filed suit against the Republican Party saying the original candidate didn't live in his district and the party waited too long to replace him so Robin Smith should not be on the ballot. So who do they nominate - a woman who dropped out of the race and didn't campaign, yet won the primary despite the fact she lives outside of the district. 

The local party should donate the amount Hamilton County spent defending the Election Board to the local food kitchen to feed the homeless.

This is about what one would expect from a group whose chairman still hasn't figured out why Chattanooga doesn't look more like Detroit.

Douglas Jones
Ooltewah




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