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Life With Ferris: "Slow Down, Mom" by Ferris Robinson posted July 3, 2008
He stops fully at a stop sign, looks both ways, then back to the left again. His hands are positioned carefully at 10 and 2. Carefully, he turns left onto a two-lane highway and I begin to panic. There are all sorts of vehicles on this road! My palms are slippery with sweat and my chest is pounding. I can’t do this. I think that a mailbox narrowly misses the side mirror. I am sure that if it were an inch closer we would have clipped it. “PULL OVER!” He abides, and I take over the wheel. He sits quietly in the passenger seat. I know he is angry at me. “Whoa! What’s the speed limit?” he asks. I ease up on the accelerator. I hadn’t realized I was speeding. “Ooops. You rolled right through that stop sign,” he says. I make a mental note to come to a complete stop next time. “Oh No! I feel ALARMED!!” he yells. I give him a withering look. “OK. You made your point,” I say. “I know I have been difficult about this.” “You know Mom, It’s not me. It’s you,” he tells me. And I couldn’t agree more. (Ferris Robinson can be contacted at misstante@tvn.net) |
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