Ted Wells: I Built A Boat - And It Floats

  • Saturday, August 3, 2013
  • Ted Wells

It was a very dark day in 2003 when I accepted money and sold my fishing boat.  Never will I do that again.  It has been 10 years of wandering in the wilderness, and no matter what, I will never do that again until another is ready and at hand.  

Last Christmas, one of our employees gave me a $25 gift card from Amazon.  I looked at what you could purchase for that amount, and briefly considered a two-year supply of toothpaste, when I saw Ultrasimple Boats Anyone Can Build, by Gavin Atkin, for $17.00.  I bought it.  After careful reading, I chose the simplest boat in the book, one with no curves.  And I built it.  Atkin is a physicist and a fiddle player in the UK.  His design reflects the boat's weight at 100 lb, displacement at 625 lb, and a capacity of 525 lb. including gear and battery and tackle, and so forth.  

I have no previous woodworking skills, and it shows, but I learned quickly that fiberglass covers up almost anything lightly, strongly, and it is waterproof.  I followed the designer's directions closely.  He strongly recommended making a paper model out of the plans to orient the pieces.  I did.  It helped, really.  I used epoxy, polyurethane glue (mostly), and a heck of a lot of fiberglass.  It isn't pretty, but it seems to float.  I took it out and stayed in the water for about five hours with no leaks whatsoever.   

I was originally thinking I would build two boats, knowing full well that I was going to make a bunch of mistakes.  I did, but after that afternoon in the boat on the river, I came to kind of appreciate this boat.  I don't think I am going to relinquish it anytime soon (and I have already had two people wanting to buy it).  

Putting in the river out of a truck bed is not graceful, but not all that hard.  The boat weighs 100-125 pounds.  I restricted myself to paddle power, as it is not yet registered.  Honestly, I could have put that boat wherever I wanted to with a paddle.  I was cautious, worried about TVA spilling a bunch of water and ending up in Alabama.  I had plenty of room, the boat was very stable, rode high in the water, and fairly skated across the water with a paddle.  It was wondrous.  I am one of those people who just like to be there, regardless of catching fish.  That day I was there.  In a boat I built.  Ha!  
 
I did fish a bit, but I was afraid to go where I know they are.  I didn't catch anything, but I didn't care.  I know where they are.
 
 I have applied for a hull number from TWRA, which will enable me to obtain a Tennessee Registration.  It takes longer when you are the manufacturer.  Until then, I am supposed to be paddling.
 
I did buy a trailer because I kept dropping the boat, and a trolling motor and battery.  I also bought a battery charger.  My boat looks funny, but it floats and I have about $300 worth of material in the boat! 
 
Until the next tale,
 
Tight lines.

Ted R. Wells

tennesseeted@hotmail.com


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