Jerry Summers: Don’t Drink The H20, Georgia

  • Monday, November 27, 2023
  • Jerry Summers
Jerry Summers
Jerry Summers

The Bama Nation is accustomed to watching Bear Bryant’s latest successor take the podium at a post game press conference after a Crimson Tide victory or defeat and give their analysis of the game and answer questions from sportswriters, supporters, and an occasional critic.

On each side of Nick Saban is a conveniently placed bottle of Choo Choo City’s contribution to the soft drink world.

On the other side of the dais is another bottle of nature’s finest drinking water that doesn’t come from the pipes of three of the most historic buildings in the 700 block of Broad Street in the Dynamo of Dixie.

After Alabama’s game ending and winning touchdown from a Hail Mary prayer toss against the disheartened and defeated War Eagles from the Plains something stronger than just plain, pure water should have been added to the beverage.

However another scientific and totally accurate poll has recently announced its rankings of the 23 Worst Bottled Water products and NS’s favorite water beverage is at the top of the pile because of its high contents of 1) salt, 2) magnesium sulfate, and 3) potassium chloride.

(Whether any added substances will benefit the Hairy Dawgs or Red Elephants in the contest on Dec. 2, in Atlanta is a matter of pure conjecture?)

Jerry Summers


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